Ticking off a ghost always leads to trouble. Of course, Andrew doesn't listen. Not good for him, but makes for a great read.
Also, some results from the twisted fairy tale ending question: The 3 Little Pigs and I like Bacon. Rumplestiltskin gets the baby and a reality TV program. Cinderella gets athelete's foot. Sleeping Beauty suffers from narcolepsy. Snow White, apple, razor blade (yikes!). Good to know I wasn't the only one out there who liked an evil ending.
The day is looking better. Not ready to hit someone in the head with a haddock today ;)